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		<title>Hemingway Daiquiri</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Señor Amor has gone mobile for this post. We don&#8217;t know if he can even dial a phone, much less update a blog, from a mobile device. In honor of Ernest Hemingway&#8217;s birthday, we are sipping a Dale&#8217;s Hemingway Daiquiri tonight. The recipe comes from Dale DeGroff&#8217;s Essential Cocktail. Dale&#8217;s Hemingway Daiquiri 1 1/2 ounces [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Escarlata Maya</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Summer is here, whether we like it or not.  And just to be clear, we don&#8217;t. Fuck. This. Shit. Really, the only sane thing to do is drink a lot of extremely tasty, refreshing cocktails.  This one certainly fits the bill&#8230; in fact it was hard not to drink myself into a coma with these [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bobby Heugel&#8217;s Tequila Call to Arms</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bobby Heugel, founder of Anvil Bar &#38; Refuge in Houston, cares a lot about Tequila. He has posted an informative, pointed and frightening menu for Cinco de Mayo on his blog. Go check it out, as well as the discussion in the comments section there and the article by Allison Cook that he links to. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sousereport.com/sundries/bobby-heugels-tequila-call-to-arms/</link>
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		<title>Martini Thoughts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The martini is pretty much my favorite cocktail, and is almost always the drink I make when I get home from work and need a little help with my lifestyle.  Because several friends have, at various times, asked for my thoughts on what makes a perfect martini I thought I would hold forth with my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swamp Cooler</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While waiting for the charcoal grill to get ready to cook an entire antelope and half of a bull, we needed a drink. We made this up based on the Silent Order cocktail. The measurements are all about the same, only we didn&#8217;t add any water because we were going to add club soda and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>*cough cough* Is this thing on?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We just heard about this new/old stuff called Root. We want to try some. Have you seen it in Texas? Do we need to drive up to Pennsylvania?]]></description>
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		<title>S.B.D.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Silent But Delicious&#8230; We at The Souse Report are all fond of cocktail virgin slut, and they recently added a post for a cocktail called the Silent Order. It caught my attention because it is heavy on the green chartreuse. I&#8217;m sure I can&#8217;t do better job of describing it than the folks over at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Creme Yvette Tasting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This has been a hard post to write.  And I blame it, I do, for keeping me from posting to this blog on a regular basis ever since The Souse Report received a bottle of Creme Yvette and embarked on a tasting odyssey which led us&#8230; well&#8230; not quite where we expected to go. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cedar Fever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bill Norris, head drinkman at Fino Austin, was generous enough to share the recipe for his creation the Cedar Fever in a comment on an earlier Souse Report post. Tonight I thought I would give it a whirl at home. I&#8217;m low on Hayman&#8217;s Old Tom Gin, with maybe three ounces left in the bottle, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Psst… Creme Yvette</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Years of planning.  Research.  Coordination.  Technical hurdles overcome.  Patience.  Impatience.  Close calls.  Near misses.  Adventure.  Pirates.  And finally, now, the culmination of one of the greatest covert operations ever carried out by Souse Report operatives. Through many trials, the courier known only as &#8220;Codename Brownshorts&#8221; has at last delivered the secret formula to Souse Report [...]]]></description>
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